U.S.– A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives Americans the ability to relive the Donald Trump presidency as though it were happening in real time, giving millions of people a chance to enjoy the United States during a much better time period.
BidenSux, the company that invented the technology, says people can come into one of their laboratories and get strapped into a machine that allows them to relive the 2016 to 2020 years while unconscious.
“Imagine being able to go back to a not-so-distant past when gas was only a $1.79 a gallon,” said head BidenSux researcher Hauser Quaid in reference to the fond memories that await future customers. “Not only that, you’ll be able to have the memories of when grocery store shelves had cheap food and the United States wasn’t on the brink of World War 3 while Donald Trump was Commander-in-Chief.”
Quaid went on to say that according to the machine’s implantable memories Joe Biden wasn’t able to steal the 2020 Presidential election and Trump went on to serve another glorious four years where gas drops down to only $.25 a gallon due to the president extracting all the oil from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s hair to use in American vehicles.
Numerous Democrat politicians have called for the shutdown of BidenSux and are now calling on the FBI to classify anyone utilizing the services of the company to be designated as a domestic terrorist.
