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Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
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Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO’s Brain With Neuralink
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after purchasing a 9.2% stake in Twitter, Elon…
Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
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Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
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Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor
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Maskless Science Denier Still Waiting Patiently To Die Any Day Now
PORTLAND, OREGON-- For the last year and a half, a local maskless…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
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Scientists Invent Mental Workout For People Either Too Lazy Or Too Fat To Exercise
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- How would you like to get the perfect…
12 Year Old Archaeologist Discovers Dinosaur, Proves Earth’s At Least 2 Years Old
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Can Cats Cure Baldness In Humans? One Scientist Says Yes
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Man Plans On Proving Earth Is Square By Launching Into Space
WICHITA, KANSAS-- A part-time janitor from Wichita who believes that the earth…
