WASHINGTON– An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan’s claim that he is similar to Nazi Germany physician Dr. Josef Mengele, slamming Fox News for not exterminating the female host for daring to question his use of scientifically-proven deadly experiments on both humans and animals, especially dogs.
Fauci ripped the Fox Nation host for her lack of medical knowledge, informing her that questioning the way he conducts inhumane experiments on living people is an attack on science itself.
“I’m astounded that Lara Logan is still allowed to breathe after her comments about me,” said Fauci on MSNBC as he tortured a puppy live on air in the name of science. “How dare she criticize my totally safe and legitimate scientific experiments where I inject unsuspecting fools with a COVID vaccine that I concocted within the bowels of hell with Satan himself.”
After crushing a kitten’s head under his foot to test gravitational forces, Fauci went on to say that he’s nowhere near as bad as Dr. Mengele because the Nazi doctor’s experiments weren’t based on science unlike his own research that involves suffocating people to death to find out how long they can survive without air.
“If Fox News doesn’t punish Lara Logan for her untrue remarks, then I guess I’ll have to take matters into my own hands,” said Fauci with a maniacal smile. “Unfortunately she’ll have to wait because I’m going to be busy for the next two weeks. I’m testing young children’s reaction to having to spend fourteen days locked up inside of the White House bedroom with President Biden.”
