WASHINGTON– A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter’s Rights after taking over the White House while Joe Biden was away on yet another vacation in Delaware, causing the confused president to get locked out of the building once he returned due to the illegals having the locks changed.
Once Biden returned to the White House after a few weeks absence, he tried pulling on the building’s door handle but couldn’t open it. Initially he thought he couldn’t get in because he’s just so weak and frail, that is until Secret Service agents informed him that illegal immigrants had breached the premises and taken over.
“Come on, man, you guys are supposed to take over other’s people’s homes, not mine,” said Biden heatedly before trying to reason with the illegal aliens who were laughing at him from the other side of the door. “I may be an incompetent, fake president, but I still have to show up here to this place at least a few times a year to make my gullible voters think I’m actually legitimate.”
After repeatedly asking Biden to leave their new home inside of the White House, the illegals called the police on Joe and said that there was an angry, old man illegally trying to break down their door and enter inside.
“Let’s go, Mr. President, you’re going to have to leave,” said police to Biden once they had arrived. “According to a forged document shown to us by these totally honest undocumented immigrants, they have been living here while you’ve been in Rehoboth Beach for the past month. They now have Squatter’s Rights immunity and get to stay. So, it looks like the American people are not the only ones who don’t want you in the Oval Office.”
While getting taken away in handcuffs, Biden was heard yelling that this wasn’t fair and whoever the guy was in charge of the country that did this should be impeached for not doing his job.
