REDWOOD, NEW JERSEY– A video that is going viral shows an Eastern grey squirrel pleasuring himself in a park in front of numerous families, including children and other pets.
The video, which was posted to YouTube and already has over 2 million views, shows the squirrel running up an oak tree and then peering around the area to see if anyone was watching. That’s when the slimy squirrel proceeded to pleasure himself in front of dozens of shocked park patrons.
In the beginning of the video, you can hear the man who was recording the video of the squirrel telling his young son that squirrels are one of the most respectable animals in the forest.
“Look at the cute squirrel, Johnny,” the man said as the squirrel sat on a branch and waited. “It’s almost as if he’s sitting there waiting for me to record him.”
About 40 seconds into the video, the feisty squirrel looked into the camera and smiled before ducking his furry head down toward his private area.
“Maybe you should take notes,” the squirrel was heard saying as he gratified himself.
In a state of panic, the dozens of people in the park started screaming and several women were heard yelling “call 911”, which caused two former male marines who were in the park with their children at the time to rush toward the squirrel and hold him down until police arrived.
The video ends with the two burly marines holding down the perverted squirrel while several people punched the furry fornicator and called him derogatory names.
No word on whether the squirrel was formally charged with any crimes or if the father that was recording the video took notes as instructed by the squirrel.
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