U.S.– For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy unvaccinated Americans are having fun and enjoying their winter season where Joe Biden predicted in December 2021 that the unvaxxed would die a slow, agonizing death from not taking the COVID gene therapy shot last year.
Millions of deceased Americans who died multiple times each last year from not taking the vaccine have somehow continued to live, breathe, and perform their daily activities, such as working, sleeping, exercising, and other vigorous actions.
“I know I died five times last year from not listening to Biden, so I don’t understand why I still feel so healthy and alive,” said one unvaxxed woman after running twelve miles. “Maybe I’m really a ghost and I have super powers now, which would explain why I’m able to do so many strenuous things for a dead person. We all know Biden would never lie.”
Biden’s White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said the unvaccinated are not really healthy and alive, but are ticking time bombs just waiting to drop dead at any second because they refused to take an experimental bioweapon drug.
“President Biden stands by his 2021 message that the unvaccinated are going to get sick and die really, really soon,” said Jean-Pierre while a few quadruple boosted news reporters grabbed their chests in pain. “It’s pure rightwing conspiracy theory that the United States is full of millions of healthy unvaccinated people. CNN fact checkers have proven this.”
The White House begged the unvaccinated to please take the COVID shot and learn from all the dead vaccinated Americans whose deaths would’ve been so much worse if they weren’t vaxxed and boosted.
