CANADA– In a devastating plot twist, beloved Canadian children’s book character Franklin the Turtle has become the latest victim of the COVID-19 vaccine’s notorious side effects in his new book Franklin Gets Myocarditis From The COVID Vaccine.
After receiving his second Pfizer booster, Franklin the Turtle woke up one morning to find his once energetic self now struggling to breathe. A trip to the pond’s community clinic revealed the young turtle was suffering from myocarditis, a heart condition known to be triggered by the vaccine.
But that was only the beginning. Weeks later, Franklin began noticing an unusual growth on his shell that no amount of mud baths could fix. A biopsy confirmed “turbo cancer,” which is a new, vaccine-induced strain that spreads at lightning speed, now all-too common among the vaccinated. His friends were shocked to see Franklin’s usually cheerful face now gaunt and weak.
And if that weren’t enough, during a particularly grueling chemo session, Franklin suffered a debilitating stroke that left him unable to form sentences. Now, the turtle who once taught children about empathy and friendship can only whisper between labored breaths, “Vaccine…bad.” Despite his ordeal, Franklin remains optimistic.
“I… I still love… hugs!” he gasped during an interview, his voice barely audible. “Ugh…chest hurt…can’t breathe.”
The incident has sparked outrage among parents who now question the safety of vaccinating their own children. “If it can happen to Franklin, it can happen to anyone!” exclaimed one concerned mother. “I used to get all my medical advice from Franklin and now he’s dying. I guess I’ll have to start watching Sesame Street to tell me what to do with my children’s health.”
Even though his doctors have only given him a few months left to live, Franklin says he will continue to fight, with the publisher already planning to release a new book titled Franklin Has A Closed Casket Funeral.
