DES MOINES, IOWA– The sports stadium celebrity known only as “Brandon” made a rare appearance at last night’s Donald Trump rally in Iowa, walking out onto the stage with the president as thousands of people cheered for him to “Let’s go.”
The oddly-shaped fan favorite shook Trump’s hand and danced around the podium as the crowd chanted “Let’s go Brandon,” firing up the crowd even more by telling everyone that he owes all of the credit for his newfound fame to the most popular president of all time, Mr. Joe Biden.
At first, Brandon thought sports fans were chanting “F**k Joe Biden,” but when an intelligent NASCAR news reporter set the record straight and correctly interpreted the slogan as “Let’s go Brandon,” he jumped for joy at all the love he received.
“I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Joe Biden,” Brandon said, thanking Biden for his success. “Without him becoming our most legitimate president of all time, no one would even know who I am, let only chant my name during sports games. So for that, I owe him a great deal of gratitude. ‘F**k Joe Biden’ deserves all the credit, not me.”
Now that Brandon has become a national sensation due to Biden building back the United States better than it ever was before, he says he plans on taking advantage of his notoriety by uniting the country under the greatest president of all time since the almighty Barack Hussein Obama.
Let’s go Brandon!
“I don’t need you to get me elected.” -Joe Biden
The most popular president in history. 🤣