PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– In anticipation for whenever Justin Trudeau comes to the United States, President-Elect Donald Trump had a cute, little doggie door installed on the front door of his Mar-a-Lago home so that the Canadian prime minister has to get down on his hands and knees and crawl to get inside.
Trump got the idea for the pet door after seeing the way Trudeau metaphorically got down on his hands and needs whenever the president-elect told him to do something, figuring how funny it would be to actually make Justin literally crawl on the ground like a dog.
“I had an interesting time with Governor Justin Trudeau at Mar-a-Lago,” wrote Trump on Truth Social. “Justin literally begged me like a dog to not impose a 25% tariff on Canadian goods, so I had a little doggie door built on the front entrance of my beautiful home so that Governor Trudeau has to get down on the ground and crawl through the pet door.”
After hearing about the new dog door threat, Trudeau decided to intimidate Trump by flying down to Florida to crawl through the pet door and tell him how demeaning it is and that he won’t stand for it.
President-Elect Trump stated that he is in fact an animal lover and promised to show his compassion by leaving a dog bowl with some food in it so that Trudeau had something to eat.
