PARIS, FRANCE– Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden became smitten with President-Elect Donald Trump after the two of them met at the opening of the Notre Dame Cathedral in central Paris, allegedly confiding in her girlfriends that she wished she would have been Trump’s babysitter years ago instead of her current senile, pants-crapping husband President Joe Biden.
Jill Biden claimed Trump entered into the French building oozing masculinity and sex appeal, according to the anonymous source, something that Dr. Jill has never seen or felt before with Joe and then began lusting after the thought of what it would have been like being Trump’s babysitter.
“Don’t tell anyone, but I really felt something stir inside of me after seeing Trump yesterday,” said Jill Biden to one of her friends right before the friend told the media. “It was so irresistible the way Trump commanded the room when he walked in and then went the entire time without pooping his pants like Joe. I’m starting to wish that I was Trump’s babysitter all those years ago and then I could’ve married him instead of the kid sniffer. At least I wouldn’t have to share the shower with Trump’s daughter like I have to with Joe.”
When confronted with the rumor, First Lady Jill denied the accusations that she was infatuated with President-Elect Donald J. Trump because she was still in love with her current husband, “President what’s his name?”
Jill also denied the rumor that she has a tramp-stamp tattoo of a heart with Trump’s name in the middle of it on her lower back.
