LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS– A 350 pound man is making the news for his almost overnight dramatic weight loss. The big guy with the even bigger appetite says that he owes it all to his wife of twenty years.
Bakery chef Hoss Gordo, 40, says that he has been struggling with his weight for twenty years and has been experiencing anxiety and depression the entire time.
“I’ve been unhappy for a long time,” Gordo told The Jelly-Belly Times. “Before I got married I weighed a respectable 350 pounds. After I married my plus-size wife I immediately gained another 150 pounds and have been looking for ways to drop the excess baggage.”
Gordo claims the downward spiral happened the day that he married his wife. He tried everything that he could to drop the weight without having to drop his overweight wife.
“I tried everything to lose weight,” Gordo added as he stuffed two eclairs into his mouth. “I got rid of all my wife’s belongings over the years, but it still wasn’t enough. It was then that I knew I had to get rid of my fat wife.”
That’s when Gordo asked his 5 foot 10 inch tall former model wife Cathy to hit the road and take her fat 150 pound body with her.
“Three weeks ago I was the unhappiest I’ve ever been,” wrote Gordo on Instagram. “I was just sitting around thinking how I could lose about 150 pounds. I remembered my obese wife weighs about 150, so off she went. I’ve never felt better in my life.”
“It’s the best decision I ever made,” claimed Gordo on Instagram. “I’ve never felt better and healthier since I dropped that fat 150 pound baggage that I’ve been carrying for over two decades. Goodbye fat and hello skinny 350 pound now-single Gordo.”
I’ve been thinking about cutting 125 pounds myself. 🤭