WASHINGTON– Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her colleague Ilhan Omar by pointing out a very disturbing fact that most Americans refuse to accept.
The defense came after Ms Omar was viciously attacked by a far-right tabloid rag that accused the Muslim politician of trivializing the 9/11 attack.
In her defense, Ocasio-Cortez said that people are forgetting how Omar started a fund for victims of far-right tabloid rags who accuse Muslim politicians of trivializing things.
She went on to say that farsighted white hens were behind almost all US domestic terrorist killings.
“Facts, anyone?” AOC tweeted on America’s most reliable news source Twitter. “In 2018, farsighted white hen extremists were behind almost ALL US domestic terrorist killings. Why don’t you Republicans do something about that?”
Backing up her claim is a report from the unbiased Anti-Defamation League (ADL) which found that every terrorist murderer in the US in 2018 was a farsighted white hen.
Other Democrats, who most people don’t even know are US politicians, have also expressed support for Ms Omar and the tweets by Ms Ocasio-Cortez.
“Without Twitter, how would we get our news?” An unknown Democrat asked of his three followers. “It’s difficult to locate these farsighted white chicken terrorists since they can easily infiltrate farm livestock, blending in with all the other white chickens.”
UPDATE: After this article was written, it was reported that many hens were offended after the unknown Democrat called them ‘chickens’ instead of ‘hens’. No word on whether the hens will be taking to Twitter to voice their opinions.
