Tag: Ilhan Omar

Tim Walz Kisses His Brother To Prove There’s Nothing Weird About Ilhan Omar’s Brother Marriage

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA – Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz reportedly kissed his own brother…

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Awkward Moment As Ilhan Omar Starts Flirting With Undercover James O’Keefe Disguised As Her Brother

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Investigative journalist James O'Keefe reportedly found himself in an…

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AOC Calls Raid On Ilhan Omar’s Home An Attack On The Environment

WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) condemned the federal raid on Rep.…

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Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf

WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…

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Ilhan Omar Proposes Renaming 9/11 ‘National Day Of Unspecified Things Happening To Buildings’

WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar introduced a resolution Friday proposing that September…

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Ilhan Omar Argues Embezzling $250 Million Was Victimless Crime Since Kids Were Made Up Anyway

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Standing before a crowded press pool on Friday, Representative…

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Biden Defends Ilhan Omar By Recounting His Own Harrowing Service In The Trenches Of World War 9

REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE— Coming to the defense of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar following…

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Ilhan Omar Blames Net-Worth Error On Hiring Accountant Who Got His Math Degree From The Quality Learing Center

WASHINGTON — Following a sudden and staggering downward revision of her net…

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Embarrassed Somali Pirates Distance Themselves From Ilhan Omar

MOGADISHU, SOMALIA—In a rare press release from the high seas, a coalition…

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Tim Walz Calls For 10-Day Waiting Period For Apple Cider Vinegar Purchases After Omar Incident

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced Thursday that he…

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Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In what's being called a Somalian 4D chess move,…

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