Ilhan Omar Argues Embezzling $250 Million Was Victimless Crime Since Kids Were Made Up Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Standing before a crowded press pool on Friday, Representative…
Biden Defends Ilhan Omar By Recounting His Own Harrowing Service In The Trenches Of World War 9
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE— Coming to the defense of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar following…
Ilhan Omar Blames Net-Worth Error On Hiring Accountant Who Got His Math Degree From The Quality Learing Center
WASHINGTON — Following a sudden and staggering downward revision of her net…
Embarrassed Somali Pirates Distance Themselves From Ilhan Omar
MOGADISHU, SOMALIA—In a rare press release from the high seas, a coalition…
Tim Walz Calls For 10-Day Waiting Period For Apple Cider Vinegar Purchases After Omar Incident
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced Thursday that he…
Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In what's being called a Somalian 4D chess move,…
Ilhan Omar Furious After Catching Brother With Another Sister
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was reportedly livid Wednesday evening after…
Democrats Warn Ending Somali Daycare Fraud Will Leave Thousands Of Nonexistent Kids Hungry
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Democrats held an emergency press conference Tuesday to…
Trump Taunts Ilhan Omar By Parking His MAGA Garbage Truck Outside Her Home
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Only days after referring to Ilhan Omar as "garbage" and…
Ilhan Omar Longs For The Simpler Times When She Only Had To Buy One Holiday Gift For Brother And Husband
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, known for her impassioned speeches on immigration…
Ilhan Omar Says White Supremacists Forced Her To Marry A White Guy
WASHINGTON-- During a recent interview with Al Jazeera, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani
WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning…