U.S.– In an effort to pay off the massive money laundering debt she accumulated during her failed campaign to win the presidency, Kamala Harris will be releasing a new book titled How To Pay Off Your Campaign Money Laundering By Selling A Plagiarized Book.
After spending over $1 billion and getting $20 million in debt, Vice President Kamala Harris was fortunate enough to receive a $20 million book deal, so she had someone go to Wikipedia to completely plagiarize all the words for her book and simply changed any names in there to her name.
“I’ll show you how to be unburdened by what has been,” wrote someone pretending to be Kamala in the book’s preface. “This here is a book. This book has many pages, and on these pages are lots of words. Words make up sentences, which turn into paragraphs.”
While some critics have said that this book deal itself was a money laundering scheme to cover up the original money laundering scheme, those same people were promptly arrested by the FBI and threatened with prison time if they mentioned it again.
No word yet on whether Kamala will be paying off Oprah Winfrey to promote her new book on Oprah’s Book Club.
