WASHINGTON– In an effort to get under Donald Trump’s skin, Democrats have come up with a new strategy of calling Elon Musk “President Musk.” Unfortunately, the new tactic has gotten under Kamala Harris’ skin instead because it reminds her of how she lost the election in a landslide to the Republican president-elect.
Failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris decided to drown her sorrows at a local bar, only to have to listen to the news stations on the bar’s television constantly parroting the words “President Musk.”
“Yes, President Musk has won the election,” said a MSNBC host on the television as Kamala chugged a bottle of vodka. “It’s really hurting Donald Trump to have to hear all of us call Elon Musk ‘President Musk’ all day long. That’s right, everyone, that’s President Musk. The person who won the presidential election.”
The miserable Kamala even had to listen to a few blue-haired bar patrons laughing wildly as they called Elon “President Musk,” claiming they were really sticking to Trump by saying Elon had won the election.
At publishing time, it was reported that Kamala Harris had still lost the election and Donald Trump was still the president-elect.
