OTTAWA, CANADA– A rare photo surfaced recently of Justin Trudeau wearing what appeared to be “whiteface” only days after a news story broke that the prime minister’s plane was filled with cocaine while on a visit to India.
Trudeau quickly gave a press conference to apologize for the mistake of wearing whiteface, saying he thought because he was white that it would be acceptable to paint his face up with a mysterious white powder that he says definitely wasn’t cocaine.
“This is something I deeply regret,” said Trudeau with an odd smile after wiping his nose a few times and sniffing. “I just wanted to apologize to all those cocaine-addicted people out there who’s noses and faces are covered with the white powdery substance. I never meant to offend any of you extremely high energy, sleepless, red-eyed, coked-up people.”
This isn’t the first time Prime Minister Trudeau was forced to apologize for covering his face with another color. In 2019 he said he was deeply sorry to the dark-sinned community when a photo surfaced of him wearing blackface after covering his skin with cow feces.
“I’m not that person anymore,” said Trudeau before disappearing under the podium for a few seconds and loudly sniffing. “It was unacceptable what I did and also highly offensive to the coke addict community for what appeared to be me wearing cocaine on my face, but it absolutely was not. I swear. It was, uh, just flour. Yeah, that’s it. I was baking a cake, or something.”
Hunter Biden told Trudeau he also knows what it’s like to have photos of him surface with his face covered in a white, powdery substance, saying he was also mistaken for a drug addict when he, like Trudeau, was simply baking cookies for poor orphaned children.
