NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– The latest polls have shown a dramatic increase in support for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump after the hosts on the morning talk show The View said on a recent episode that if the former president is elected to a second term, he will remove their program from the air.
The all-female hosts nervously went back and forth about what a dystopian nightmare it would be if Trump was elected, warning their five viewers that they better vote for Kamala Harris or there won’t be a The View show once Trump takes office in 2025.
“We’re all in danger of losing our jobs if Trump gets back in office,” said loudmouth Joy Behar as cohost Whoopi Goldberg ate a live cat on air in solidarity with the Haitian community. “I’m warning all our faithful viewers that if Donald Trump becomes president our show will no longer exist. So if you want us to stay on the air then you must vote for Vice President Harris.”
Once word got out that Trump was going to allegedly remove The View if he becomes president, millions of people suddenly shifted their support to the former president, with many voters who were previously on the fence about who to vote for now soldifying their decision to vote for the billionaire businessman.
Trump also gained a substantial increase in the polls after worried Morning Joe hosts claimed if Trump got back in, he would remove Obama’s Smith-Mundt Act and force news media outlets to actually tell the truth.
