WORLD– World famous celebrity COVID virus went off on a Twitter rant early this morning voicing its displeasure at all the media attention Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has been receiving lately, saying it feels like news outlets have already moved on to the next media darling.
“I feel like the media just used me to further their own agenda,” wrote COVID on Twitter. “As soon as they used me to get what they wanted they suddenly dropped me like a bad habit and moved onto the next popular thing being pushed by the globalists.”
The distraught virus was said to be in low spirits over the past few months due to taking a backseat to the popular Ukrainian president. Many friends of COVID said its been feeling suicidal lately and are worried that the virus might take its own life if it doesn’t start getting more media coverage soon.
“COVID hasn’t returned any of my phone calls,” said Herpes virus, longtime friend of COVID. “I’m really worried COVID will do something drastic if it doesn’t start getting media attention soon, such as making itself stronger and actually infecting a lot of people the next time around.”
At the time of this writing, it was reported that in a fit of rage COVID lunged at Zelensky and infected the president with the virus in an effort to get rid of him for a few weeks so that it could once again bask in the limelight of celebrity stardom.
Unfortunately for COVID, its plan backfired. Once Zelensky became sick he began receiving even more media attention, making the coronavirus public enemy number one after it hurt the man that leftists presently worship.
