WASHINGTON– A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when President Joe Biden accidentally swallowed Nancy Pelosi’s dentures during their intense kissing session while celebrating the fine job Obama has been doing destroying the country from behind the scenes.
While news reporters snapped photos of Biden and Pelosi darting their arid tongues in and out of each other’s wrinkled mouths, the president began choking and coughing before realizing that he had just swallowed the House Speaker’s dentures.
“Damn, Nancy, now that’s what I call a real kiss,” said Biden to Pelosi in reference to the smooch. “Nancy, if you kissed me like that all the time then I’d leave my wife what’s her face for you in a heartbeat.”
As Biden’s wife Jill looked on in both horror and anger, Biden finished swallowing the fake teeth and then leaned in to get one more taste of Pelosi’s cracked lips with another geriatric kiss for the cameras.
Former President Barack Obama could be heard in the background telling Biden to save some of those gorgeous lips for him.
“Hey, Joe, do you mind if I cut in?” Obama asked Biden as he reapplied his red lipstick. “I’ve been wanting to kiss those lips for years now, but I never got the chance with my husband Michelle always looking over my nervous shoulder.”
After pushing Pelosi out of the way, Obama leaned in and gave his former vice president a smack on the mouth and posed for photos while liberal reporters cheered and clapped at the two men showing how stunning and brave they are for finally coming out of the closet.
To celebrate the relationship of the two male presidents, Democrat governors across the country mandated that all kindergarten children must watch the Biden and Obama kiss every day and then swear not to tell their parents when they go home.
