U.S.– Tatooine crime lord Jabba the Hutt is the latest plus size celebrity to grace People’s sexiest creatures edition, with the American magazine calling Hutt the sexiest, most gorgeous creature they’ve featured since music singer Lizzo was the special attraction.
Jabba said he got the courage to bare almost everything to the world after seeing singer Lizzo feeling no shame about her physique and, like Lizzo, said anyone who mocks his appearance or says he’s too fat are just jealous and secretly wants to look just like him.
“I deserve the attention because I’m talented, young, and hot,” said Jabba to People in reference to his only slightly overweight body. “Seeing how brave Lizzo was to bare it all and then clap back at all her haters was the impetus for my own public unveiling.”
People applauded Jabba’s Instagram red underwear selfie showing the healthy Hutt striking a sexy pose and driving all the jealous haters crazy who also wish to weigh thousands of pounds and run out of breath by just blinking.
The magazine also teased a future edition that will bring together the two sexiest beings alive Jabba and Lizzo for a special extra wide angle photoshoot.
Lizzos looking pretty good.
Lardo never looked this good.
Lizzo never looked so good.