LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Hollywood actor Seth Rogen has been in hot water with his wife recently for failing to put the toilet seat down inside of their home, responding to her browbeating by claiming that dangerous white supremacists are the ones causing their bathroom troubles, not him.
After slamming the white Nazis for failing to enjoy his new depraved Santa Claus children’s movie Santa Inc, Rogen doubled down on his gruesome gentile claims by telling his wife Lauren Miller that the ubiquitous white supremacists have officially infiltrated their home and have been living inside of the walls, only coming out at night to leave their toilet seats up.
“Thousands of white supremacists have pissed all over my toilet seats and then left them up, causing problems in my once stable marriage,” tweeted Rogen on Twitter, posting a photo of his dirty bathroom. “My house is haunted and has been infested with scary white supremacist gremlins.”
Rogen says the elusive white supremacists have also been writing anti-Semitic remarks on the walls of his bathroom, such as “Rogen is a fat, pathetic neck beard who hasn’t been funny since he shaved his face,” which proves that they’re only targeting the actor because he’s Jewish, as he feels the need to state in every single interview.
“The nasty white supremacists have even affected my sex life with my darling wife,” added Rogen, saying his next hilarious hit movie will focus on his lack of prowess in the bedroom ever since his erotic inspiration James Franco left him for another man.
Due to the success of convincing his gullible wife that invisible Nazis are harassing them, Rogen has also blamed the crafty white supremacists for other problems within their home, including the grass not getting cut, the bed not getting made, and dirty dishes being left in the sink.
