WASHINGTON– With the upcoming debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump only weeks away, the Harris team has made yet another debate rules change request and has asked if her dozens of social media interns can participate in the debate in her place being that they write all of her words and speeches anyway.
After backing out of a previous debate and then altering some of the rules of the agreed upon debate for September 10, the Harris campaign said they would only agree to show up if all the interns can go in her place.
“Don’t worry, this will be our final debate format request,” wrote an intern pretending to be Kamala on the official Twitter X account. “I know we’ve already made over fifty other requests, but trust us, this will be the last one. It’s not like Kamala is scared to debate Trump or anything. The interns write all the posts so it makes perfect sense that the interns should debate Trump.”
Kamala has been utilizing the successful Joe Biden basement strategy of just avoiding all news reporters, interviews, and press conferences, hoping that she can just coast until Election Day when millions of ballots will be dumped at 3AM to install her into office just like in 2020.
Calling her bluff, Trump said he would happily debate the dozens of low energy Harris interns and was looking forward to it. After hearing that Trump had actually agreed to the new outlandish debate rules, the Harris team backed out once again and said she would only debate Trump on a day of the week that doesn’t end in “day,” when neither the sun or the moon are out, and when the earth’s rotation is reversed.
