EL PASO, TEXAS– In yet another complete 180 degree turnaround from her previous far-left policies, current Vice President Kamala Harris has now promised to build a border wall along the entire southern US border, only the wall will be totally invisible and anyone can still walk right through it.
Border czar Harris took one of her first trips ever down to the southern Texas border in an effort to win over potential Republican voters, and began dancing back and forth over the United States and Mexico borderline.
“Yes, I now support building a wall, and I’m totally not just saying that to get votes,” said a cackling Harris as she stepped back and forth over the border of the two countries. “Did you just see that? I already started construction on the border wall and I just passed through a section of it. I’m going to build the biggest, most beautiful invisible wall and Mexico won’t be paying for it.”
The border wall started by President Donald Trump, said Kamala, had a few glaring problems, such as actually stopping immigrants from betting into the United States, thus ruining the element of surprise.
“I’m making a plea to all you Republican and Independent voters,” said Kamala. “If you vote for me then I will also give you these superpowers that will allow you to walk back and forth between the invisible wall just like I’m doing now.”
Kamala promised that even though American citizens will still be able to walk through her invisible wall, the wall will still prevent illegal aliens from crossing over and that if any illegal invaders are seen passing through it then it’s because Democrats had already made them US citizens.
