WASHINGTON– Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential debate by the majority of political pundits due to his opponent’s deplorable performance, causing a large shift in voters toward Trump, including the current President Joe Biden.
Biden gave a quick press conference after his horrific debate performance and told the crowd of news reporters that he was disgusted by how terrible he was and also impressed by the way his opponent Trump just steamrolled right over him as though it were an adult debating a three-year-old child.
“Even I know what an ineffective, impotent president I really am,” said Biden as he questioned his whole presidency. “Man, that debate performance was terrible, Jack. I’d really hate to be the woman married to that senile, perverted, old loser. Anyone who votes for that Biden guy is a real braindead sucker.”
The current POTUS said that even though he refuses to drop out of the race, he’ll be throwing his support for Trump and doing everything he can to get the Republican nominee elected so that America can finally get rid of the America-hating, dementia patient Biden.
After hearing of Biden’s endorsement, Trump posted on his Truth Social account that he’s now running as a Democrat to be able to beat whoever the Republican candidate is that would actually get endorsed by a corrupt loser like Biden.
