BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack haven’t spoken to one another due to a differing of political viewpoints, with the sibling relationship turning especially sour after the one brother began supporting President Donald Trump after the 2016 presidential election.
Appearing together in public for the first time in almost a decade, John and Jack agreed to meet each other for a two-on-one interview to explain why each one believes that the other twin is a brainwashed sheep.
“I kicked John out of the house as soon as I found out he was a fascist Trump supporter,” said Democrat Jack from behind a mask and face shield to help protect him from his unvaccinated brother. “My MAGAt brother is a cultish Trump supporter whom I reported to the FBI for taking part in the January 6 insurrection.”
After chanting “USA USA”, Republican John coughed in Jack’s face and then told the interviewer that it’s impossible to be around his conjoined twin because he’s a brainwashed sheep, libtard for voting for a kid-sniffing criminal like Biden.
“Everyone including my leftoid, commie brother knows that Beijing Biden stole the election,” said John as his brother tweeted a photo of his latest booster shot. “Jack’s a liberal loon who’d rather pay $7 a gallon for gas due to his Trump Derangement Syndrome and hate for America.”
The Siamese twins said they have no intention of ever seeing or speaking to one another again, with both saying they’ve permanently disowned one another and have each filed multiple restraining orders against the other one.
