NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– A former teacher of Donald Trump came out of hiding and accused the president of using a number 2 pencil back in the eighth grade rather than the standard number 1 which produces a much darker marking.
Mrs. Jaimie Norris, who was Trump’s eighth grade History teacher back in 1960, told MSNBC that then 14 year old Trump refused to use a number 1 pencil because the lower numbered writing tool was “too dark and ugly” and he preferred the “lighter, more beautiful” number 2, showcasing his future hatred toward pencils of the darker persuasion.
In an interview with MSNBC’s Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough, the freshly dug up skeleton of 121 year old Mrs. Norris stated that she noticed Trump’s racist viewpoints toward darker pencils were forming at an early age.
“I was shocked when Mr. Trump refused to use the mandatory number one pencils,” Mrs. Norris said as Scarborough practiced his ventriloquist skills. “He told me that number 1 pencils don’t belong in this country and should be deported back to wherever they came from.”
Host Scarborough thanked Mrs. Norris for taking time out of her busy schedule of lying inside a coffin underground and told audiences that this bombshell revelation doesn’t have anything to do with the upcoming 2024 presidential election.
When asked by Scarborough why she hadn’t reported the incident sooner, Mrs. Norris said she considered speaking publicly about the racist pencil incident back in 1960, but feared retribution due to the Trump family’s ties to light pencil supremacist groups.
Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden told MSNBC news reporters that Mrs. Norris is a very trustworthy source and that he got to know the former teacher very well while dating her mother back in 1932.
