WASHINGTON– Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s dying wish to hold off on appointing a new judge is in fact true, using a Ouija board to summon the late judge’s spirit and then have her write down her last words on paper.
After skeptic Donald Trump told a group of supporters that he had his reservations about the veracity of Ginsburg’s alleged dying wishes, Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), Chuck Schumer (D-NY), and her fellow Democrats set out to prove the president wrong by sending Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) into a local Walmart to purchase the spooky spirit board so that they could summon the deceased former SCOTUS judge and end all the sexist doubt.
“We have undoubtedly without question proven all the naysayers wrong about Ruth Ginsburg’s final wishes,” Pelosi told CNN news reporters as she held up a chalkboard with the words written by Ginsburg’s spirit. “Once I summoned Ginsburg’s spirit and asked her to enter into my voluptuous body, she used my nimble fingers to write down the last words that she spoke while here on earth.”
Numerous mainstream media outlets are praising the Democrat’s valiant efforts to stop Trump from spreading his unfounded lies that left-wing politicians fabricated Ginsburg’s dying wishes in an effort to win an election.
“President Trump is a sick man for accusing Democrats of using a dead person for political gain,” Chuck Schumer said while wearing a George Floyd t-shirt and an Elijah Cummings kente cloth. “The truth as we see it has finally been proven once and for all and Trump must respect our beloved Ginsburg’s dying wishes and not fill the seat until Joe Biden wins the presidency and Kamala Harris is sworn into office.”
Schumer went on to say that Ginsburg’s spirit also stated that she died before telling everyone her other wishes, which was for U.S. citizens to only vote by mail and to please vote for Biden’s replacement Harris.
