WASHINGTON– While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort to swing the black vote back to the Democrat plantation, President Joe Biden told the African-American host that if black people don’t want nuclear war with Russia then they aren’t black.
Once the show’s topic got to the war in Ukraine, the host told Biden that most black Americans are not in favor of having nuclear war with Russia and getting themselves vaporized after Putin sends a few nukes into major US cities.
“Well, I tell you what,” said Biden angrily at the absurd notion that blacks wouldn’t want to have their bodies fried from nuclear fallout, “If you don’t want nuclear war with Russia then you ain’t black.”
The host then informed Biden that he doesn’t think nuclear Armageddon is what’s best for the black community and wanted to know if the most popular president of all time was going to give blacks more than total annihilation from World War 3.
“Take a look at my record, man!” Biden shot back after crapping in his diaper. “The bots on Twitter are in favor of going nuclear and we all know that Twitter is representative of the whole country, Jack.”
Biden later apologized for his comments, saying he doesn’t take the black vote for granted and that he plans on helping the black community by sending another $69 billion to Ukraine.
