Katt Williams Chased By Dog The Bounty Hunter

HONOLULU, HAWAII– Comedian Katt Williams is back in the headlines, this time for allegedly being chased by Dog the Bounty Hunter.

According to Captain Tatum Channing of the Honolulu police department, Katt Williams was strolling down a dark alleyway behind a pizza restaurant looking for scraps of food around 8:30 last night when Dog the Bounty Hunter started barking and chasing after Katt, startling the hungry comedian. Frantic, the small black Katt made a quick getaway by climbing up a tree, avoiding the much larger white Dog.

“Witnesses say Dog the Bounty Hunter chased Katt Williams up an old oak tree,” Captain Channing said to reporters. “Katt was seen hissing at Dog in an effort to scare him off so he could climb back down from the tree.”

This isn’t he first time Katt has been chased by a vicious attacker. In 2013, Katt was rummaging through a trashcan in a local park when he was suddenly confronted by television presenter Bear Grylls.

“Bear received numerous scratches during that confrontation,” said Captain Channing, holding up a photo of Bear with knife-like claw marks on his arms. “Apparently, the larger the attacker the more Katt feels the need to defend himself.”

“After growing tired of barking,” Channing added, “Dog urinated on the oak tree and then left the alleyway. That’s when Dog spotted a sleeping Cat Deeley and proceeded to bite her on the back of the neck, ripping off her flea collar.”

After the ordeal, the pizza owner was seen giving the hungry Katt a plate of sardines. Katt thanked him by sitting on his lap and purring.