BANGOR, MAINE– Famous writer Stephen King announced on his official Twitter X page that he has released a new scary novel about a horror writer who spends all day obsessing about a former president on social media to the point that it drives the novelist completely insane.
The new book is titled The Obsessed Writer and follows a senior citizen novelist named Kievan Sing.
“My new novel is kind of a dig at the orange buffoon Trump who thankfully no longer resides inside of the White House,” posted King on Sunday. “My latest fiction novel follows a former relevant horror writer from Maine that becomes obsessed with a former president named Ronald Krump.”
Without giving too much away, King added, “The writer spends all day and night on his social media accounts rambling on and on about former President Krump to the point it drives him mad and even his most diehard fans start questioning his sanity about obsessing over a politician who’s been out of office for years.”
King’s latest novel has been heralded by leftwing publications for its realism at creating a mentally disturbed group of people called “Never-Krumpers,” who hate the former president because he occupies their every waking thought, even though the story’s current President Moe Hiden is much, much worse.
King reiterated that the novel The Obsessed Writer was complete fiction and definitely was not based on anyone he knew personally.
“Yes, someone would have to be a real loser to think about a former president nonstop,” admitted King. “Now let’s talk about something even more important than my new novel, such as Trump getting indicted and sent off to prison where he belongs.”
