SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– A top psychiatrist has figured out how to put someone under what he calls “double-hypnosis”, meaning that someone who has already been hypnotized is placed under another round of hypnosis. A local Sacramento woman was the first volunteer to undergo this dangerous technique.
In an interview with Psychiatry For Morons magazine, 48 year old Dr. David “Davey” Davidson Jr. explained how he accomplished this groundbreaking feat and what happened to the woman after she was placed under double-hypnosis.
“The human brain is a very simple organ,” Dr. Davidson boasted as he held up a crayon drawing of a human brain. “The majority of my colleagues will have you believe that the human brain is a complex organ with over a 100 billion neurons and functions that we have yet to understand. Well, I’m here to tell you that they’re all just over-complicating things.”
The key to controlling the human mind, says Dr. Davidson, is all in one’s hand technique.
“Humans have extremely weak manual-visual-manual capabilities,” he said, showing the Psychiatry For Morons reporter an eyeball that he painted on the palm of his hand. “You see this, my good fellow. With the mere wave of my hand-eyeball I could knock you out and make you think that you were a fuzzy squirrel searching for a nut in an arid desert.”
When asked by the reporter what happened to the woman who had undergone the double-hypnosis procedure, Dr. Davidson waved his hand-eyeball around.
“There was no woman,” he said, using mind control on the reporter. “These aren’t the droids you are looking for. Move along.”
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