WASHINGTON– In a fiery press conference after storming Capitol Hill yesterday, incensed House Democrats accused President Donald Trump of “stealing” congressional seats they claim were “rightfully won illegally” through his audacious plan to exclude illegal aliens from the 2025 census.
The uproar follows Trump’s bombshell revelation that he was overhauling the census to remove illegal immigrants, a move that threatens to remove countless Democrat seats that were won by counting people other than legal Americans.
“Mr. Trump’s brazen attempt to steal the seats we already stole is a threat to our democracy,” said California Democrat Nancy Pelosi after putting a flask back into her coat pocket. “Democrats worked tirelessly to secure our seats through underhanded means, and we’re not going to let President Trump undo the years of hard work it took us to rig so many elections.”
California Governor Gavin Newsom blasted Trump’s plan to remove illegal aliens from the census, warning that doing so could put Democrats at risk of ever winning an election again. Newsom promised to fight Trump every step of the way, vowing to take the redistricting case all the way up to the Chinese Supreme Court if he has to.
Various sources surmised that Democrats could lose as many as 25 House seats, fueling enough panic within the Democrat Party for them to organize a nationwide protest called “Don’t Steal Our Stolen Seats.”
