WASHINGTON– Former Rep. Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke has recently increased his stance on confiscating American’s guns by promising that after he gets through taking everyone’s guns then he will be transporting them to the moon.
The Democratic presidential candidate told reporters he is “more seriouser” now about grabbing gun owners AR-15s, AK-47s, and other weapons then he was during the third Democrat presidential debate where he stated that “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15s, your AK-47s, we’re not going to allow it to be used on fellow Americans anymore.”
At a rally yesterday in South Bend, Indiana, O’Rourke not only doubled down on his plans to confiscate law-abiding citizen’s firearms, but he also stated that he will be taking any other handguns, air guns, BB guns, or water guns that may resemble smaller rifles and then shipping them to the earth’s moon.
“Hell yeah, I’m coming for your guns, bros,” O’Rourke told a crowd of supporters who thought they were there for a Bernie Sanders rally. “I’m definitely more seriouser this time, dudes. My buyback plan consists of charging these racist gun owners a fine for buying the damn guns in the first place.”
Beto promises that not only is his gun confiscation plan completely constitutional, but every single gun owner in the United States totally agrees with it.
“They’re begging me to take their guns, bros. Just ask my wife.”
O’Rourke went on to say that he’s setting up a special Bad Gun Task Force to implement the new program. He says that after collecting every single gun in the country from legal gun owners, he’ll be working with NASA to ship all the guns in rockets that will be sent to the moon so gun-loving freaks can’t get to them.
When asked by a Fox News reporter how he will be paying for the exorbitant cost of launching hundreds of rockets into space, O’Rourke stated that the reporter was a racist for asking the question.
“We’ll probably have to send about one or two hundred rocket ships into space, bros,” O’Rourke explained. “Each launch is about $500 million, so $500 million times two hundred is like, a gazillion trillion zillion dollars. It’s a small price to pay to keep our country safe from white supremacists.”
Once President Donald Trump’s campaign caught wind of O’Rourke’s lunar gun proposal, they came up with their own anti-O’Rourke gun campaign ad saying that sending all those guns out into space will only put them into the hands of illegal aliens.
