WASHINGTON– Shocking new evidence has been revealed recently out of the infamous Ashley Biden diary which shows Joe Biden’s daughter admitting that the current president of the United States used to take long, steamy showers with his nemesis Corn Pop.
Now that the diary has been confirmed to be true by the always impartial FBI, internet sleuths were able to comb through some of the previously redacted pages that showed Ashley writing that Biden and Corn Pop would shower together inappropriately, being that the president supposedly was arch-enemies with the knife-wielding gangster.
“Dear, Diary, Dad’s taking another shower with Corn Pop,” wrote Ashley in one of the revealing diary entries. “Dad’s washing Corn Pop’s crispy back while nibbling on his crunchy, sweetened popped-up corn body.”
Ashley went on to write that Corn Pop would usually get down on his knees inside the shower and rub down Biden’s hairy legs, giggling inappropriately as Joe’s leg hair would stand up on end and tickle the toughened gang member’s irregular flattened physique.
According to the diary writings, Corn Pop would usually get soggy by the end of the shower and it would make the violent gang leader pliable enough to be able to slide down the shower drain and then out of the Biden home unnoticed by wife Jill.
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the White House denied Biden ever showered with Corn Pop, saying that it would take a sick and twisted person to shower with someone like Corn Pop when there’s so many family members available to bathe with.
