NEW YORK, NEW YORK– Millions of people were shocked and then confused after turning on The View this morning and seeing who they thought was Whoopi Goldberg back on set, but was actually only Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hiding in blackface.
As most of the world knows by now, a frightened Trudeau fled Canada and went into hiding right before the trucker convoy made its way into the city of Ottawa. Numerous experts tried speculating on where Trudeau had run off too, first checking all the Chicago bathhouses where his good friend Obama frequently hangs out.
Once Whoopi Goldberg was suspended from The View for saying that “some people did something” in reference to the Holocaust, Trudeau got the brilliant idea to don his blackface once again and hide out in plain sight by pretending to be the black, dreadlocked host of the morning talk show.
“Ok, you got me, eh” said Trudeau while giggling as he removed his dreadlocks. “I didn’t realize at the time that dressing in blackface was racist, or all the dozens of other times I did it, eh. But I only did it because of all those racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, sexist, bigoted, arachnophobic, agoraphobic, necrophobic, ageist, anti-vaxxer truckers. Did I forget any buzzwords, eh?”
The audience of The View as well as the producers didn’t even realize that Whoopi was actually Trudeau until about midway through production when multiple people began questioning why Whoopi kept saying the word “eh” so many times.
After fleeing out the backdoor and jumping onto his bicycle, Trudeau disappeared into a vast crowd of people outside only to be spotted later on in the day once again, this time disguised as an Indian cab driver wearing a turban and bindi and muttering in a fake Indian accent.
Trudeau later apologized once again for appropriating someone else’s culture and promised to never do it again.
