MIAMI, FLORIDA– One of Florida’s most popular beaches is now being dubbed the Florida Triangle after thousands of beachgoers suddenly disappeared on July 4th, better known as Independence Day.
At approximately 1:52 pm, everything within the vicinity of the Miami Crabs Beach suddenly went dark, according to the one and only witness who reported the mysterious disappearance of thousands of people.
John Sebastian Stark, a 45 year old yoga trainer from Coral Gables, was standing on the boardwalk of the Miami Crabs Beach meditating when the freak occurrence happened.
“I closed my eyes to undergo the meditation process,” Stark told police as the keen officers jotted down the details. “That’s when everything went dark and I could no longer see anyone. Without even opening my eyes I immediately reached for my phone and somehow dialed 911.”
Within minutes, Miami police were on the scene and scratching their heads after finding the Miami Crabs Beach swarming with people. Stark informed the police that if they also closed their eyes then the beach people would just vanish.
“You see,” Stark shouted as officers closed their eyes and panicked. “Or should I say that you don’t see. Where did everyone go?”
With their eyes still closed tight, officers phoned the governor who then had blind scientists travel to Miami to research the phenomenon. No word yet on whether the blind scientists were even able to find their way to the Miami Crabs Beach.
Update: After this article was written, it was reported that scientists had good news. Even though they could not see the thousands of people, they were able to hear their voices, giving hope that one day they may be discovered alive.
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