HOLLYWOOD– Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President Donald Trump after Democratic nominee Joe Biden reminded the tough gangster that “you ain’t black” if you think for yourself and announce your own logical decisions to the public.
During an interview on an obedient black Democrat’s breakfast news talk show, former vice president Biden explained to the docile host that sometimes African-Americans get confused and forget that they’re only supposed to endorse the Democrat party.
“If 50 Cent has a problem figuring out if he’s for me or Trump, then he ain’t black,” Biden said as the black host shook his head faithfully in agreement. “Look, fat, here’s the deal. Sometimes blacks get confused while stocking grocery shelves, so it’s up to us white Democrats to warn them about what happens when they mistakenly think for themselves.”
Once he realized the error of his ways, a now neutered 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, apologized on Twitter to all his white bosses by tweeting, “F**k Donald Trump. I’m sorry for having a moment of clarity and thinking that Trump was a nice guy. Thankfully my Handler set me straight.”
Jackson’s ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler told Jimmy Fallon that if it wasn’t for white liberals then bewildered blacks might start doing terrible things, such as thinking for themselves, endorsing Trump, or not constantly pushing the Democrat’s racist agenda.
“Trump is intimidating blacks by offering them jobs, more money, and a better life,” Handler said as 50 Cent fanned her down with a large palm leaf. “Thankfully I was able to save Curtis just in time before he infected any of his black fans with Trump’s plan on making America great for blacks too.”
