WASHINGTON– After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including drugs, tax evasion, and gun charges, Joe Biden gave a news conference to defend his kid and promised everyone that his son was a good boy who was on his way to church and didn’t do anything wrong.
Biden was in tears as he held up a photo of Hunter Biden as an innocent 11-year-old boy and told reporters that his son would never commit any crimes and that the accusations are not true because “he’s a good boy.”
“My son Hunter didn’t do nothing wrong cause he’s a good boy,” said Biden as he held up Hunter’s sixth grade graduation picture. “Hunter was minding his own damn business and just got done feeding the homeless and was on his way to church when he was racially profiled by racist, gun-toting police officers.”
The president said the photo of a young, smiling Hunter was enough proof that his son was innocent and has never touched drugs or young girls and couldn’t have sent all those text messages or took inappropriate pictures because he was at church worshipping God at the time.
Once the cute photo of young Hunter was submitted as evidence into court, the judge agreed that there was no way Biden’s son could have committed those crimes and dismissed all charges.
