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Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll

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Last updated: October 14, 2021 9:19 am
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STEINWEIN, ARKANSAS– Apparently some dolls like doing the playing.

A 34 year old man claims that he was molested by one of his daughter’s play dolls, according to the lawsuit filed by the man’s attorney. The man is not only suing the doll and the toy manufacturer, but also his 6 year old daughter.

The father of three is seeking $25 billion dollars in damages and is requesting that his daughter receive counseling because he says that this is not the first time that the little girl has let one of her perverted dolls grope him.

Funny parody showing a wooden toy doll mugshot.
The doll’s mugshot.

The father claims that his daughter’s doll fell into his lap after he went into her bedroom and tucked her into bed one night. He also claims that the doll laughed at him even though the doll is made out of wood and has no face.

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The man’s attorney Gary Rosenbottom alleges that the doll has a history of sexually molesting the father. Rosenbottom is most famous for the 2017 high profile ventriloquist dummy case.

“My client is afraid to go to his own home,” said Rosenbottom to reporters. “My client refuses to go to his daughter’s bedroom anymore. This perverted doll has fallen into my client’s lap on numerous occasions and yet his daughter did nothing to stop the abuse.”

This isn’t the first time that the man has reported being abused by one his children’s toys. Back in 2015, the man called police after his 5 year old son’s toy robot grabbed his buttocks. The man said that he sat down onto the living room couch where the robot was hiding under the cushion.

Authorities have arrested the demented doll and are holding it in jail on a $10 million dollar bond.

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