Keir Starmer Steps Down As Prime Minister To Spend More Time With His Local Grooming Gang
LONDON, UK — Bringing an end to one of the least popular…
Graham Platner Comes Forward To Accuse Graham Platner Of Sexual Assault
ELLSWORTH, MAINE — Calling it the most difficult decision of his life,…
Democrats Release Most Damning Eric Swalwell Video Yet Of Him Leaving Shopping Cart In Parking Lot
WASHINGTON — Calling it the most disturbing evidence to date of a…
Biden Volunteers For TSA Duty So He Can Legally Grope Women Again
WASHINGTON — Citing his deep commitment to public service, former President Joe…
Keir Starmer Appoints Grooming Gang Expert Prince Andrew To Lead Inquiry Into Rape Gangs
LONDON, UK — After months of mounting public pressure, Prime Minister Keir…
Andrew Cuomo Vows To Personally Grope Every Woman In NYC Within First 100 Days As Mayor
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a last ditch effort to win…
Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he…
Biden Practices For Upcoming Political Career By Getting Job At TSA
NEW CASTLE, DELAWARE-- Only days after announcing his intentions to possibly get…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…
Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago
U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A young female TikTokker posted a video on TikTok…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing…