HOWDY, WYOMING– A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape and sexual abuse by one of his former dummies.
Hymen the dummy claims that his former owner used to shove his large, hairy hand in and out of the dummy’s hand-hole and also spread the dummy’s legs apart while sitting on his lap.
The ventriloquist, 55 year old Juggs Melieu, and Hymen the dummy were a well-known ventriloquist act in the late 1970’s and early 1980’s. They had a brief stint on various television shows as well as popular tours that would attract hundreds of people.
Hymen’s attorney, Gary Rosenbottom, says that his client is seeking $12 trillion from Juggs Melieu, as well as another $900 billion from all the television companies that knew of the rapes and sexual abuse but kept quiet.
“My client still has stretch marks along his hand-hole,” said attorney Gary Rosenbottom. “Not to mention the years of mental anguish that my client has been through. Juggs Melieu can keep his mouth closed all he wants. I’ll just let my client’s ripped hand-hole do all the talking. If the hand-hole’s ripped, blame the man who’s tight-lipped.”
Rosenbottom stressed that ever since Hymen the dummy went public with his abuse, many other ventriloquist dummies have come forward also claiming that they were abused by their owners.
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