CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK– Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton put out a video message on Twitter X for the Juneteenth holiday where she once again randomly pulled out a bottle of hot sauce and then mysteriously began speaking with a very noticeable southern drawl in an effort to appeal to the black community.
“How all y’all doin’ here tonight?” Hillary said in the celebratory Juneteenth video. “It done now come to my here attention that today’s a darn special day for all y’all black folks out there. I’d just like to wish all of y’all a gosh darn done wonderful Juneteenth holiday. Power to all my peoples out there.”
While giving her quick three minute speech, Hillary pulled a very large bottle of hot sauce from her business jacket pocket and then opened the lid before pretending to drink some of the cayenne pepper liquid.
“Now hold on, y’all, what do we have here,” said Hillary, letting the sauce just spill out onto the floor. “It looks like I just happen to gots me a bottle of hot sauce right here in my pocket. This is totally natural and unplanned, y’all. I always keep a gallon of sauce in my pocket just in case I gets me the urge. Mmm, yummy. Aw, darn, I sure as heck do loves my hot sauce.”
Hillary ended the video by telling all the black voters out there that if they don’t believe that she really talks with a southern accent or keeps hot sauce in her pocket at all times then they ain’t black.
