WASHINGTON– The 2024 NATO Summit in Washington is underway and to be able to accommodate the senile, old Joe Biden a bed has been placed directly on stage so that the tired president can take naps in between world leader’s speeches.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made it perfectly clear beforehand that Biden is barely alive between the hours of 10am and 4pm and performing any of his presidential duties after that small window of time would be completely impossible.
“Yes, there will be a bed on stage at the NATO Summit for President Biden,” said Jean-Pierre when asked if the rumor of Biden sleeping on stage in front of the world was true. “It’s not a big deal, really. Plenty of world leaders have done the same thing, but I’m just not going to name them right now. But just trust me though.”
After giving a grueling two minute speech, aides helped the worn-out Biden over toward the bed while another world leader approached the podium to talk for about an hour.
In addition to a bed on stage so that Biden can rest, also on stage will be a diaper changing station and a shower in case he gets the urge to call his daughter up on stage.
