WASHINGTON– A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming the youngest person ever nominated to the United States Supreme Court after explaining to Congress what a woman is, beating out fellow nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson who failed to answer the difficult question.
The 7-year-old girl named Maddie survived a grueling question and answer session by members of Congress, and officially won the politicians over once she provided a definition of the word “woman” to Senator Marsha Blackburn.
“Mrs. Jackson, can you provide a definition of the word ‘woman’?” Asked Senator Blackburn first to Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson.
“Oh, hell no, do I look like one of those smart biologist people?” Jackson answered back while shaking her head at the extreme complicated nature of the question. “I’m applying to be on the Supreme Court, not for a job that requires a lot of intelligence.”
After disqualifying Jackson for failing to provide a legitimate response, Senator Blackburn posed the same question to 7-year-old Supreme Court nominee Maddie.
“So, Maddie, can you tell me what the definition of the word ‘woman’ is?” Asked Blackburn to the confident first grader.
“Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina,” said Maddie before numerous Congress members stood up and clapped due to the shock of such a young child possessing so much wisdom.
Immediately after being nominated to the highest court in America, Maddie was quickly cancelled and removed from her position after Twitter fact checkers claimed that her definition of a woman was incorrect, saying the correct definition is “boys have a vagina and girls have a penis.”
