U.S.– As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America’s looters have become disenchanted with the direction the president is taking the country and are now blaming him for their inability to rob stores due to the nation’s bare shelves.
A local looter from San Francisco says he’s fed up with Biden’s incompetence and longs for the days when Donald Trump was president and America’s retailors were well-stocked with lots of free items.
“Man, I really wish that orange buffoon Trump was back in office so I could go looting right now,” said the unidentified looter with tears as he showed news reporters his empty bag. “I used to steal so much cool stuff back then and my freezers were always well-stocked with free food. Good times.”
Looters from upscale neighborhoods are not the only ones feeling the pinch, with numerous criminals from the ghetto and urban areas also complaining that they can no longer steal brand new shoes and big screen TVs because of the horrible job Joe Biden is doing.
“F**k Joe Biden,” said a Chicago looter succinctly, who now has to eat his neighbors due to empty supermarkets. “He’s a damn racist for not having enough stuff in the stores for us to steal. And I voted for that motherf***er. It’s almost like these Democrats are lying to us just to keep us all on their plantation.”
The looter went on to say that even though he knows the Democrats are the cause of his problems, he still intends on voting for them once again in the next election because maybe next time it’ll work.
