WASHINGTON– After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren wished all her black brothers and sisters a Happy Kwanzaa and then informed the world that she has now changed her name to Lieg Vrou to better suit her true ethnicity.
In spite of her past controversy where she lied to the world by pretending to be Native American, Warren insists that she’s telling the truth this time and that she really is African and confirmed it by taking an advanced DNA test that showed she is 0.0000001% black.
“Bruce and I are wishing everyone a very happy Kwanzaa to everyone celebrating this week,” tweeted Warren after informing black people that she’s now one of them. “In honor of my African heritage, I will now be legally changing my name to Lieg Vrou and I plan on being America’s very first African-American president.”
Warren says the name Lieg Vrou, which nobly stands for “lying woman” in Afrikaans, was given to her by a group of black men standing on a street corner in downtown Washington, DC after the crazy white woman kept insisting that she is in fact black.
After numerous people began accusing the former Native American of appropriating another culture, Warren responded by saying, “This is the kind of systemic racism that blacks like myself have had to endure throughout history from intolerant white supremacist bigots. It’s extremely racist to question my racial authenticity because of my dark skin. Hamba Kahle.”
Is Bruce gay?
Lieg Vrou – who the hell came up with that — That’s BRILLIANT!!!!
(Lieg Vrou is Afrikaans for Lying Woman)