U.S.– As the three year anniversary of Biden’s warning to the unvaccinated approaches, millions of healthy and happy Americans who chose not to get the COVID shot are somehow still alive and doing well. This despite the president’s angry, stern warning back in December 2021 that anyone who doesn’t get the COVID serum injected will surely die a slow, painful, and agonizing death.
During the winters of 2021-2022 and 2022-2023, millions of unvaccinated Americans waited patiently to die from not taking the shot after Biden said there was no way they’d survive even the first winter season and now the unvaxxed are preparing to die during the third winter of 2023-2024.
“I’m sure this winter will be the year I start feeling sick and die from not getting the shot,” said Mike Inteligente, an unvaxxed American who just got back from another funeral for a friend who was triple boosted. “A few times I thought Biden was right and that I had died, but then I woke up and realized that I was just sleeping. Hold on, let me pinch myself. Nope, not dead.”
While attending the funeral for his COVID vaccinated friend who had passed away from myocarditis and turbo cancer, Mike said he felt a bit of remorse for still being alive after numerous ghosts of people in the graveyard who had died from taking the COVID shot told him that it was his fault that they had died because Mike was selfish for not taking the experimental gene therapy shot like they did.
“Thankfully we took ten COVID shots or our deaths might’ve been so much worse,” said the ghosts to Mike. “All you maskless, unvaccinated science deniers are putting our spirits at risk of getting sick because you refuse to get vaccinated with the totally safe and effective COVID vaccine. I may be dead, but I still trust Dr. Fauci with my life, or former life.”
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Biden still stands by his statement that the unvaccinated will die from not taking the gene therapy shot, saying that everyone’s going to die someday which makes his prediction technically correct.
