BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– A world renowned dentist out of Beverly Hills, California has come out with the shocking revelation that a toothbrush is not a toothbrush at all, but rather a teethbrush.
According to 49 year old ‘Dentist to the Stars’ Dr. Ben Feinstone, the American Dental Adjudicators has been lying to the public for decades.
“I couldn’t keep this a secret anymore,” Dr. Feinstone told ABC news reporter Dan Abrams in a shocking one on one interview. “The world’s been lied to and I didn’t want to be a part of this cover-up any longer. I’ve been lying to my own patients for my entire career. My patients look up to me for guidance and wisdom and here I am lying right to their faces. I feel terrible. I’ve never even had a patient come in with one tooth anyway.”
After smiling into the camera, Dan Abrams took out a pocket mirror and checked out his own pearly-white teeth. “So you’re telling us that there’s a major conspiracy involving the American Dental Adjudicators, the medical community and all the world’s governments? Wow, that is shocking. Aren’t you risking your entire career by coming out with this startling revelation?”
“Yes, yes I am,” Dr. Feinstone admitted as he buried his face within his nervous palms. “This news might not only kill my dental career, but may even kill me.”
When asked by Abrams if it was worth risking everything to tell the world the truth, Dr. Feinstone gave an affirmative head nod. “Yeah, it was. At least now I’ll be able to sleep better at night knowing I have most of the world’s support. It’s not the easiest thing to do. It’s not like I woke up one morning and decided I wanted to be a whistle-blower. I’ve been fighting these demons for decades. I just hope the public forgives me.”
In response to Dr. Feinstone’s earth-shattering revelation, the California state board has taken away his dental license, the American Dental Adjudicators has barred him from practicing or making any money from the field of dentistry, he’s been ostracized from the dental community and the United States government has placed him on a terrorist watch list.
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