WASHINGTON– Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and military hero dog Conan have been going back and forth in a tweeting feud that has left the socialist congresswoman on the losing end of the war of words.
The hilarious Twitter battle started only days after the U.S. Army’s Delta Force dog came home from serving overseas, with Conan being credited in taking part of the raid that captured dangerous Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and his surly pet wild boar Khinzir Samin.
Immediately after the raid, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to congratulate the male Belgian Malinois canine in his successful mission and to invite him to the White House where he will be receiving a year’s supply of official Trump brand beef fart-flavored dog food, now made in the U.S.A. and without any Chinese canine ingredients.
Trump’s tweet didn’t sit well with the freshman congresswoman who instantly fired the first shot on her Twitter account, calling the president’s decision to feed Conan 100% all beef farts dog food instead of the usual Chinese dog parts appalling and destructive to the environment.
“How many cows had to fart to make up just one bag of Trump’s bovine-phobic dog food?” Ocasio-Cortez asked in the tweet that sparked Conan’s backlash. “Statistics prove that dog food made in China using cheaper genuine dog parts are safer for the environment because dogs use less gas to travel than cows.”
Conan quickly fired back in defense of his decision to visit the White House and to not eat dog food that contains actual dog ingredients.
“AOC, I’d be happy to debate you on the official numbers of carbon footprints,” Conan tweeted in response to AOC. “You can start with your own footprints by counting them as you walk backwards.”
AOC responded to Conan right away with, “It would be too easy for me to beat you in a debate, little doggie, when you don’t even realize that the plural form of footprint is feetprint, not footprints. Lol.”
After getting eviscerated by Conan in a few more funny tweets, AOC ended the tirade by telling the dog that his barbarian movies are crap and that she couldn’t tweet anymore because her internet was frozen.
“Internet froze,” AOC said in the final tweet. “Microwave not helping.”
During a recent late night interview on his namesake Conan O’Brien’s show, Conan the dog stated that he has no hard feelings toward AOC and that he still welcomes an online debate with the congresswoman if she can ever thaw out her frozen internet first.
