U.S.– In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State’s reckless policies, Republican governors across the country have installed highway warning signs alerting drivers to the dangers of California-licensed motorists. The signs, which feature a large big rig truck running over a small car, warn travelers to exercise extreme caution whenever around California drivers.
The initiative, spearheaded by Florida, Texas, and Oklahoma, specifically calls attention to drivers who have received their licenses under California Governor Gavin Newsom’s program to give drivers licenses to as many incompetent and untrained illegal aliens as possible.
“We consider this a matter of national security and common-sense traffic flow,” said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis during a press conference. “Look, we just want to give our constituents fair warning that the guy tailgating them at 110 mph might be an illegal alien from India with no insurance and a CDL from Gavin Newsom’s Democrat-run California who’s probably going to end up killing you on the highway.”
In response, California Governor Gavin Newsom called the signs “racist” and “xenophobic,” while simultaneously announcing a new program to give free tractor trailers to all undocumented migrants.
“We’ll show Republicans what real freedom looks like,” Newsom posted on his official X account, “by putting every last undocumented Indian street shitter behind the wheel of a 40-ton death machine. What could go wrong?”
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has issued a statement saying, “We officially endorse the warning sign initiative and recommend that all drivers carry a spare tire, a first aid kit, and say a prayer when approaching any vehicle with California plates.”
